transform your space with our black paper garlands. express yourself with witty phrases and a touch of dark elegance. shop now and let our garlands do the talking.
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Discover your perfect expression
browse our catalog of garlands, sorted by theme and mood. find the perfect words for any occasion, from birthdays to introspective moments.
Birthday
Celebrate with a touch of dark humor. Find the perfect garland to mark another year of existence.
Halloween
Embrace the spookiness with our eerie garlands. Perfect for a hauntingly stylish Halloween.
New year
Ring in the new year with a touch of mystery. Our garlands add a unique flair to your celebration.
Valentine’s day
Express your love (or disdain) with our romantic or sarcastic garlands.
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Hanukkah
Add a touch of dark elegance to your Hanukkah celebration.
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Thanksgiving
Give thanks with a touch of irony. Our garlands offer a unique twist on Thanksgiving decor.
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We make garlands. that's it
Decorations for the discerningly sarcastic
We're here, selling black paper garlands. It's not a deep, philosophical statement; it's a lifestyle. Black isn't the absence of color; it's the ultimate power move. Why speak when a perfectly crafted phrase can hang from your ceiling and do the talking for you? We create decorations for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like irony and avoiding small talk.
Unearth some answers
Because your life is probably as dull as ours, and a little black paper garland is the only way to spice things up.
Yes, we're masochists. Tell us your dark desires, and we'll see what we can do. No promises, though.
Well, that's life, isn't it? We offer no refunds, returns, or emotional support. You're on your own.
Because we're not into rainbows and sunshine. We're into understated elegance and existential dread. Get with the program.
Understand our value
browse the catalog, where prices for each garland category, including custom orders, are clearly listed. find something you'll adore and fits your budget.
Holiday Garlands
Choose from our curated collections for each holiday.
$25
Premium black paper Intriguing phrases Ready to hang
Custom Orders
Get a garland with your own witty message.
$45
Custom phrase Design consultation Unique creation
Bulk Orders
Need a lot of garlands? We offer discounts.
$20+
Wholesale pricing Personalized service Fast turnaround
Get in touch (if you must)
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